Frieze art funfair> SAVE £20,000 by NOT EXHIBITING ....................(and with errr, um.... Blu-Tak)

a day out from the Asylum (Nurse doesnt know we are gone, shhhh!)

BEFORE 

much improved

AFTER

"The Precious, The Precioussssss....."

Theres someone always WATCHING THE WATCHER.

good sound advice from our local council health and safety division (Psych Dept.)

£20,000 per a pitch at the 3 day art fair too much for your empty artist pockits?
 bring yer art and some Blu-Tak and then the whirled is your oyster az they say

LUCKY PDF*. INVA$ION (Peknam based) *its actually a real thingk. GOOGLE IT!

seems popular but Bejebus spots our undercover Gonzo art operation. (WILL HE TELL??)

Luckily everyone else is totally oblivious to everyfingk

even Mum turned up to give jam sandwiches to Dinos Chapman

Both love Gucci. No one spots us. Not even the undercover agents.

Schneller collap$£. we made it out alive.. 

"Can i kiss it?" he mundanely asks az if in a DREAM.

(Does Yoga, sees art..)

"YOU NEXT..."                                                                                   "Y£$, how quaint darlingk"

A small queue developed to take unauthorised pictures without paying a Copyright Royalty fee. THE CHEEK.

some real art we saw by mistake 

On the way in (or out) and inbetween, just after and before. EVERYWHEN..>

today.

Repetition of fallacy renders it true? 

"ITS A SIGN!"

Gucci, Gucci , Gucci

R£AL ART$. and hungry PUNTAZ

Avant Garde dinner plate

"DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELINGK YOURE BEINGK FOLLOW£D??"

"Look mummy! Stuff!"

summingk sirius.

REPETITION REPETITION RENDERS it true.. 

We all love a bit of sunshine.

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